| this is so freakin funny!!i "borrowed" this from you kristi sorry!!
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No I don't drink, but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
WELL anyways!!im doin pretty well! i just got back from Ohio! i went all the way up there with my mother!!Dun dun dun dah!!lol! actually it wasnt so bad!!Kristi and savannah aslo went! we spent the first night at dads.. Only me, Kristi, and Savannah. The next day we all went to the hospital to see papawand he slept almost the hole time and when he finally woke up he strugled to reach for my hand and when i took it in mine i cried because it was like he had been waiting for four years for me to come see him! I cried, i mean i bawled!!
Well anyways i've been having a slower summer compared to last summer. Thank god! Not really any partyin yet.. just kidding! because i dont want to get into trouble!!lol!
KRISTI,
I want you to change my song! i want a new back groud n stuff like that!! Ill let you know on you xanga!!
Lacey |